A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Burgers: $3.50; Cheese steak Sandwich: $4.50; Hand Job: $12.00." Checking his wallet to make sure he had enough, he walks up to the bar and gets the attention of a really attractive server. "Yes?" he enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes, I am." The man replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese steak!"